tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-343102892024-03-19T17:26:49.390-05:00Holden's Rants - Sports Meet HollywoodDon't worry, Paris is used to balls on her faceholdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-39643881080538612922007-02-22T13:25:00.000-06:002007-02-22T13:40:19.597-06:00Britney's a witch?!?!Yes, Britney has problems, but I think pretty soon we're all going to have problems if we aren't careful about what we say about her-or about her beloved Cheetos, Ho-hos, ding-dongs, etc. I have a theory-a conspiracy theory, if you will-that Britney is a witch, the powers of which we have not seen since Salem circa 1692. Those catchy late 90s lyrics have turned out not to be just #1 hits but holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-8310126730621237302007-01-04T10:38:00.000-06:002007-01-08T15:27:16.719-06:00Bikinis for the new year!So, I know it's been 2 weeks since I've posted and I'm not sure if anyone really cares, but I'm not making any excuses. Except of course that I'm one lazy bastard and that should be enough for all of you. So what I've decided to do is an entire post of bikinis because contrary to normal thinking, winter is bikini season. At least it is when you can head out to Fiji or the Caribbean for the holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-52613002864952318382006-12-20T11:05:00.000-06:002006-12-20T11:06:21.722-06:00Jordan spreads holiday cheer, Tara Reid MIGHT be sober, Coco's made of rubber, and a Scrubs Christmas-- I'm going to start off today with a little holiday cheer that Jordan (Katie Price) was trying to spread a couple days ago. I don't really know how this chick got famous besides of course the fact that she has gigantic bazombas but, she ended up spreading something else. At least showed us she had some heart during the holiday season. Not exactly the heart you would be imagining, but check it holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-18024720790908871502006-12-18T23:51:00.000-06:002006-12-18T12:04:26.645-06:00Spears slutty again, Love Hewitt & Aniston bikini clad & Posh's pokies-- Well, hope everyone had a good weekend. So, I opened up my email this morning to see if there was any celebrity naughtiness this past weekend, and what do I find but more Britney Spears pictures. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. They aren't even that special anymore, this time it was just a lace dress number that you can probably pick up at Ho's - R - Us for $9.99 and some pink underwearholdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-50135701588414045892006-12-14T09:56:00.000-06:002006-12-14T14:57:22.673-06:00Britney's See-through, Scarlett's a Pussycat, and Pam is Photoshopped-- First up today, we are going to start right off with the Queen of White Trash herself, Britney Spears. I don't know what's been up with this girl since she filed for divorce from Cletus himself - KFed, but she's starting to drift into Anna Nicole territory here. It started off with a couple exposed bra shots which really aren't a big deal now. Then it went to panty-less escapades and pictures holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-36808038240397568912006-12-13T11:33:00.000-06:002006-12-13T13:53:44.615-06:00Sports Crumbs - 12/13/06- First up, so NFL notes. The San Diego Super-Chargers are really rolling now. With a shellacking of the Denver Broncos Sunday afternoon, 48 - 20. Along with Ladainian Tomlinson's historic TD romp (who will hereby be known as LTD on this site) the Chargers are on quite an offensive roll. The Chargers have won 7 straight after a road loss to Baltimore in October and swept the Broncos for the firstholdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-78041062637082849122006-12-11T13:48:00.000-06:002006-12-12T13:34:05.173-06:00Salma and Kate's jumblies, Paris and Nikki & Mariah & Mary-- I found these pictures of Salma Hayek was out last week at some event, showing off her enormous boobies, so I decided I would talk about them again just for the hell of it. But then the news came out that she and the twins were voted 2006 Best Nude scene by Mr. Skin and she got bumped up to story numero uno (That's story number 1 for our non-tamale eating friends). The were for some movie holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-29595312468912487352006-12-08T10:00:00.000-06:002006-12-08T14:05:42.167-06:00Rachel McAdams in Iron Man, Tyra's chocolate saucers, and Petra & Liz in Europe--So, Robert Downey Jr and Rachel McAdams are signed on to be in the new Iron Man movie. I’m not a big fan of comic book movies, but I am a huge fan of Wedding Crashers, so if Rachel McAdams is playing a prominent role, sign me up to see it. I only have 2 questions. First, what color hair will McAdams have (I’m still a fan of the girl-next-door brunette locks) and who the hell is Iron Man? Talk holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-38837296301120790982006-12-07T12:53:00.000-06:002006-12-07T13:51:10.887-06:00Kennedy awards, Catalina runs, and another pair of missing panties-- First up we have some stuff from the Kennedy Center Honors show earlier this week. This is some award show that looks pretty important since the Prez himself showed up - lucky he doesn't have any other important things going on... Well this year they were honoring Dolly Parton - was Erik Estrada not available? - and not for her gi-nourmous boobies, but for her acting / singing talents. holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-60479287723990201172006-11-30T00:14:00.000-06:002006-12-01T16:41:57.483-06:00Stuff from all over - Thanksgiving editionI needed to dedicate an entire post to Britney and her bald beaver, but there were plenty of other mildly interesting stories over the last week that I need to catch up on too.So, away we go!-- Oops Brit did it again. God that was lame. Anyway, in another attempt to show off her roast beef curtains, Britney was once again photographed without panties. You can check out her stubbly crotch here andholdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-66912136140331009372006-11-28T12:42:00.000-06:002006-11-28T10:46:43.317-06:00Britney's lost more than her husband...Well, we're back from our extra-long Thanksgiving break. Hope everyone one had a good holiday by overeating, watching too much football, and getting into multiple family arguments. Who doesn't love the holidays? Mine was all right but a little lonely. Having Thanksgiving dinner with your 4 cats and 7 fish really isn't as exciting as it sounds. Especially trying to feed turkey to a beta.-- I know holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-41639887711218717602006-11-20T11:25:00.000-06:002006-11-20T11:15:30.903-06:00Reality TV - A social experiment in lazy-- In what must be the 874th case of a reality TV star getting a little too much publicity, Robin Hibbard from Real World: San Diego fame is now taking off her clothes and covering her gianormous boobies with bubbles. Why is this important? Well, it's not in the grand scheme of things, but I can't pass up boobs and bubbles (NOT Michael Jackson's monkey, Bubbles), and I think it's important to holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-58628470239403730252006-11-17T09:45:00.000-06:002006-11-17T09:54:58.786-06:00Weekend Watershed-- Have you noticed that winter is coming? You can see the leaves changing, feel the crisp morning air when you get up and have probably noticed that the grass is pretty cold on your feet when you let the dog out in the morning to take his daily dump. Well there is another way that you can tell that the seasons are a changin' - nipples are on full alert all over town. My town, your town, all holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-4687948590111794372006-11-16T10:28:00.000-06:002006-11-16T10:40:46.017-06:00Sports Crumbs - 11/16/06-- So there's a pretty big foosball game this weekend. North Carolina vs. North Carolina State? No, it's not basketball season yet. Florida vs. Florida State? No, that's next weekend and it's not 1995. Central Michigan vs. Northern Illinois? That is this weekend, and although battles between directional schools always prove interesting, there is another Michigan school with a much bigger holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-76307808538251184472006-11-14T12:02:00.000-06:002006-11-14T16:17:29.869-06:00Sports Crumbs - 11/14/06-- Early reports are that the Boston Red Sox bid $42 million just for the rights to negotiate with prized Japanese star Daisuke Matsuzaka. No, that's not a misprint. $42 million just to negotiate? Who is this guy, the Japanese version of Bob Gibson? Besides Ichiro, when have any of these Japanese players lived up to any of their lofty expectations? Hideki Matsui is a good player, but I wouldn't holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-74185166290944470432006-11-14T10:56:00.000-06:002006-11-14T11:01:21.317-06:00Britney and Sienna hang out and Tara cleans up?-- So, newly single Britney Spears was out and about, dressed like a damn freakshow last week. Who even puts all of those random items together? Santa Hat - check. Cowboy Boots - check. See-through half shirt with a blue bra (that looks like it only has one cup? WTF? I guess I shouldn't complain about seeing her nips.) - check. Short leather skirt - check. And some goofy ass sunglasses - check. holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-76186799405077459992006-11-13T10:40:00.000-06:002006-11-13T10:59:00.887-06:00Movie DaySo it's Monday and no one wants to be back at work. Especially if you drank entirely too much on Saturday, watching your alma matter lose again, and spent yesterday trying to recover but aren't quite there yet. I don't know anyone that happened too though....First up, a couple of movie trailers. Spiderman 3 looks pretty sweet, and even if The Transformers & The Simpsons are 15 years too late, holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-90356973094086568492006-11-09T09:14:00.000-06:002006-11-10T09:14:32.638-06:00Brit's back, Elle's nips, Scarlett's artsy, and LL is naughty as usual-- Elle MacPherson and her 43 year old hot bod was out for all to see recently. This woman is simply amazing, and her nips aren't bad either. I don't know what she does to keep her foxy looks, but it sure is working. We might need to rename the Diane Lane Hottie Posse to Elle's Elite. -- I don't know if these pictures of Scarlett are old or new, but who cares. The ones with her and Dita Von holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-75532692876316740462006-11-08T10:00:00.000-06:002006-11-10T09:06:06.758-06:00Sports Crumbs -- 11/8/06-- How good are the Indianapolis Colts? With convincing wins on the road over Denver (6-2) and New England (6-2) the Colts pushed their record to 8-0 and are the only undefeated team in the NFL after Chicago's shocking loss at home to the Dolphins. The Colts offense is still clicking along at a high rate with Peyton Manning leading the air show, but the defense has been the big question mark as holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-64872440359132071942006-11-07T20:55:00.001-06:002006-11-08T09:05:07.490-06:00Cletus and Maydene calling it quits-- In a move that shocked no one at the trailer park they came from, the First family of White Trash has called it quits. Britney Spears filed for divorce today from Kevin "K-Fag" Federline citing irreconcilable differences. This is no surprise, since their differences include: attractiveness (one is extremely hot, one is an extreme poser), talent (one has sold millions and millions of albums, holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-73258476012330110902006-11-07T11:05:00.000-06:002006-11-07T11:07:23.694-06:00Biel's booty, Salma stripping, and more-- Jessica Biel has quite a ba-donk-a-donk. It's like a shelf. A fantastic shelf made of gold that serves free beer all day long. It really is a work of art. Screw Michelangelo and his sculptures. Jessica's booty is the new St. Bootylicious. -- So I've never seen this Ugly Betty show, but I can only imagine it is about ugly people, circus performers and maybe carnies with a title like that. Butholdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-22372327497820515092006-11-06T10:37:00.000-06:002006-11-06T11:51:37.514-06:00Scarlett's ugly dress, Anne wants to get naked, X-tina teases and Jessica stands there--Scarlett shows off her "love handles" in the worst dress ever worn to a red-carpet event. At the premiere of The Prestige, the normally stunning Johansson showed up in this garbage. Although she's been voted the "Sexiest Woman Alive", dresses like this don't do much to keep that idea going. Why would she purposefully wear a dress that smashes her cans against her chest and makes it look like holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-26819438395407236432006-11-03T10:30:00.000-06:002006-11-03T10:37:40.161-06:00Ivanka make me wanka...--Ivanka Trump had her birthday party at Pure in Vegas with Topher Grace, Wilmer Valdarama and her twins. Wow, she pulled out the big name stars for this one. Did they just sit around and listen to Wilmer make up women he's slept with while Topher talked about not having a career? But the real question is where did those jumblies come from? Seriously though, where did they come from? Here are holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-3158663599393700822006-11-02T10:05:00.000-06:002006-11-02T10:07:59.214-06:00Tony HomoI've got something special for you today at Holden's Rants. Drew Bledsoe's blog. If you don't know, you must live in a cave, but he is the former starting Quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys and was replaced 2 weeks ago by backup Tony Romo.This blog could be one of the funniest things I've read in the last month. Well at least the last 30 minutes. http://www.tonyhomo.com/HCholdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-55436797905201837802006-11-01T11:14:00.000-06:002006-11-02T08:52:53.136-06:00Halloween was actually scary in HollywoodI thought Scarlett and Gisele's costumes were bad enough, and I had hoped that would be the end to this ridiculousness. I was wrong.Here's what went horribly wrong this Halloween --Paris showed up as a "sexy" cop. Here's the easy joke: I guess she can handle all of the breathalizer tests for the force. Oh wait, you can't test BAC down there... Here's the creative joke: I guess the K-9 unit is offholdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0