tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-343102892011-04-21T17:19:25.473-05:00Don't worry, Paris is used to balls on her faceholdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.comBlogger471100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-39643881080538612922007-02-22T13:25:00.000-06:002007-02-22T13:40:19.597-06:00

Yes, Britney has problems, but I think pretty soon we're all going to have problems if we aren't careful about what we say about her-or about her beloved Cheetos, Ho-hos, ding-dongs, etc. I have a theory-a conspiracy theory, if you will-that Britney is a witch, the powers of which we have not seen since Salem circa 1692. Those catchy late 90s lyrics have turned out not to be just #1 hits but

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-8310126730621237302007-01-04T10:38:00.000-06:002007-01-08T15:27:16.719-06:00

So, I know it's been 2 weeks since I've posted and I'm not sure if anyone really cares, but I'm not making any excuses. Except of course that I'm one lazy bastard and that should be enough for all of you. So what I've decided to do is an entire post of bikinis because contrary to normal thinking, winter is bikini season. At least it is when you can head out to Fiji or the Caribbean for the

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-- I'm going to start off today with a little holiday cheer that Jordan (Katie Price) was trying to spread a couple days ago. I don't really know how this chick got famous besides of course the fact that she has gigantic bazombas but, she ended up spreading something else. At least showed us she had some heart during the holiday season. Not exactly the heart you would be imagining, but check it

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-- Well, hope everyone had a good weekend. So, I opened up my email this morning to see if there was any celebrity naughtiness this past weekend, and what do I find but more Britney Spears pictures. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. They aren't even that special anymore, this time it was just a lace dress number that you can probably pick up at Ho's - R - Us for $9.99 and some pink underwear

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-50135701588414045892006-12-14T09:56:00.000-06:002006-12-14T14:57:22.673-06:00

-- First up today, we are going to start right off with the Queen of White Trash herself, Britney Spears. I don't know what's been up with this girl since she filed for divorce from Cletus himself - KFed, but she's starting to drift into Anna Nicole territory here. It started off with a couple exposed bra shots which really aren't a big deal now. Then it went to panty-less escapades and pictures

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-36808038240397568912006-12-13T11:33:00.000-06:002006-12-13T13:53:44.615-06:00

- First up, so NFL notes. The San Diego Super-Chargers are really rolling now. With a shellacking of the Denver Broncos Sunday afternoon, 48 - 20. Along with Ladainian Tomlinson's historic TD romp (who will hereby be known as LTD on this site) the Chargers are on quite an offensive roll. The Chargers have won 7 straight after a road loss to Baltimore in October and swept the Broncos for the first

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-- I found these pictures of Salma Hayek was out last week at some event, showing off her enormous boobies, so I decided I would talk about them again just for the hell of it. But then the news came out that she and the twins were voted 2006 Best Nude scene by Mr. Skin and she got bumped up to story numero uno (That's story number 1 for our non-tamale eating friends). The were for some movie

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-29595312468912487352006-12-08T10:00:00.000-06:002006-12-08T14:05:42.167-06:00

--So, Robert Downey Jr and Rachel McAdams are signed on to be in the new Iron Man movie. I’m not a big fan of comic book movies, but I am a huge fan of Wedding Crashers, so if Rachel McAdams is playing a prominent role, sign me up to see it. I only have 2 questions. First, what color hair will McAdams have (I’m still a fan of the girl-next-door brunette locks) and who the hell is Iron Man? Talk

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-- First up we have some stuff from the Kennedy Center Honors show earlier this week. This is some award show that looks pretty important since the Prez himself showed up - lucky he doesn't have any other important things going on... Well this year they were honoring Dolly Parton - was Erik Estrada not available? - and not for her gi-nourmous boobies, but for her acting / singing talents.

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I needed to dedicate an entire post to Britney and her bald beaver, but there were plenty of other mildly interesting stories over the last week that I need to catch up on too.So, away we go!-- Oops Brit did it again. God that was lame. Anyway, in another attempt to show off her roast beef curtains, Britney was once again photographed without panties. You can check out her stubbly crotch here and

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-66912136140331009372006-11-28T12:42:00.000-06:002006-11-28T10:46:43.317-06:00

Well, we're back from our extra-long Thanksgiving break. Hope everyone one had a good holiday by overeating, watching too much football, and getting into multiple family arguments. Who doesn't love the holidays? Mine was all right but a little lonely. Having Thanksgiving dinner with your 4 cats and 7 fish really isn't as exciting as it sounds. Especially trying to feed turkey to a beta.-- I know

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-41639887711218717602006-11-20T11:25:00.000-06:002006-11-20T11:15:30.903-06:00

-- In what must be the 874th case of a reality TV star getting a little too much publicity, Robin Hibbard from Real World: San Diego fame is now taking off her clothes and covering her gianormous boobies with bubbles. Why is this important? Well, it's not in the grand scheme of things, but I can't pass up boobs and bubbles (NOT Michael Jackson's monkey, Bubbles), and I think it's important to

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-- Have you noticed that winter is coming? You can see the leaves changing, feel the crisp morning air when you get up and have probably noticed that the grass is pretty cold on your feet when you let the dog out in the morning to take his daily dump. Well there is another way that you can tell that the seasons are a changin' - nipples are on full alert all over town. My town, your town, all

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-- So there's a pretty big foosball game this weekend. North Carolina vs. North Carolina State? No, it's not basketball season yet. Florida vs. Florida State? No, that's next weekend and it's not 1995. Central Michigan vs. Northern Illinois? That is this weekend, and although battles between directional schools always prove interesting, there is another Michigan school with a much bigger

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-- Early reports are that the Boston Red Sox bid $42 million just for the rights to negotiate with prized Japanese star Daisuke Matsuzaka. No, that's not a misprint. $42 million just to negotiate? Who is this guy, the Japanese version of Bob Gibson? Besides Ichiro, when have any of these Japanese players lived up to any of their lofty expectations? Hideki Matsui is a good player, but I wouldn't

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-- So, newly single Britney Spears was out and about, dressed like a damn freakshow last week. Who even puts all of those random items together? Santa Hat - check. Cowboy Boots - check. See-through half shirt with a blue bra (that looks like it only has one cup? WTF? I guess I shouldn't complain about seeing her nips.) - check. Short leather skirt - check. And some goofy ass sunglasses - check.

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-76186799405077459992006-11-13T10:40:00.000-06:002006-11-13T10:59:00.887-06:00

So it's Monday and no one wants to be back at work. Especially if you drank entirely too much on Saturday, watching your alma matter lose again, and spent yesterday trying to recover but aren't quite there yet. I don't know anyone that happened too though....First up, a couple of movie trailers. Spiderman 3 looks pretty sweet, and even if The Transformers & The Simpsons are 15 years too late,

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-90356973094086568492006-11-09T09:14:00.000-06:002006-11-10T09:14:32.638-06:00

-- Elle MacPherson and her 43 year old hot bod was out for all to see recently. This woman is simply amazing, and her nips aren't bad either. I don't know what she does to keep her foxy looks, but it sure is working. We might need to rename the Diane Lane Hottie Posse to Elle's Elite. -- I don't know if these pictures of Scarlett are old or new, but who cares. The ones with her and Dita Von

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-- How good are the Indianapolis Colts? With convincing wins on the road over Denver (6-2) and New England (6-2) the Colts pushed their record to 8-0 and are the only undefeated team in the NFL after Chicago's shocking loss at home to the Dolphins. The Colts offense is still clicking along at a high rate with Peyton Manning leading the air show, but the defense has been the big question mark as

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-64872440359132071942006-11-07T20:55:00.001-06:002006-11-08T09:05:07.490-06:00

-- In a move that shocked no one at the trailer park they came from, the First family of White Trash has called it quits. Britney Spears filed for divorce today from Kevin "K-Fag" Federline citing irreconcilable differences. This is no surprise, since their differences include: attractiveness (one is extremely hot, one is an extreme poser), talent (one has sold millions and millions of albums,

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-73258476012330110902006-11-07T11:05:00.000-06:002006-11-07T11:07:23.694-06:00

-- Jessica Biel has quite a ba-donk-a-donk. It's like a shelf. A fantastic shelf made of gold that serves free beer all day long. It really is a work of art. Screw Michelangelo and his sculptures. Jessica's booty is the new St. Bootylicious. -- So I've never seen this Ugly Betty show, but I can only imagine it is about ugly people, circus performers and maybe carnies with a title like that. But

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-22372327497820515092006-11-06T10:37:00.000-06:002006-11-06T11:51:37.514-06:00

--Scarlett shows off her "love handles" in the worst dress ever worn to a red-carpet event. At the premiere of The Prestige, the normally stunning Johansson showed up in this garbage. Although she's been voted the "Sexiest Woman Alive", dresses like this don't do much to keep that idea going. Why would she purposefully wear a dress that smashes her cans against her chest and makes it look like

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-26819438395407236432006-11-03T10:30:00.000-06:002006-11-03T10:37:40.161-06:00

--Ivanka Trump had her birthday party at Pure in Vegas with Topher Grace, Wilmer Valdarama and her twins. Wow, she pulled out the big name stars for this one. Did they just sit around and listen to Wilmer make up women he's slept with while Topher talked about not having a career? But the real question is where did those jumblies come from? Seriously though, where did they come from? Here are

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I've got something special for you today at Holden's Rants. Drew Bledsoe's blog. If you don't know, you must live in a cave, but he is the former starting Quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys and was replaced 2 weeks ago by backup Tony Romo.This blog could be one of the funniest things I've read in the last month. Well at least the last 30 minutes. http://www.tonyhomo.com/HC

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I thought Scarlett and Gisele's costumes were bad enough, and I had hoped that would be the end to this ridiculousness. I was wrong.Here's what went horribly wrong this Halloween --Paris showed up as a "sexy" cop. Here's the easy joke: I guess she can handle all of the breathalizer tests for the force. Oh wait, you can't test BAC down there... Here's the creative joke: I guess the K-9 unit is off

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-37854560585097362682006-11-01T08:55:00.001-06:002006-11-01T16:33:44.148-06:00

I don't think all of the avid readers of Holden's Rants come here for celebrity gossip, see through shirts and the occasional sports story, but actually see through shirts are the number one seller here. However, I thought you could use a little something different today. So make some popcorn, put your feet up and get ready to laugh, snort and maybe pee your pants a little because today is MOVIE

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-78820931178428981362006-10-29T16:58:00.000-06:002006-12-14T14:57:05.871-06:00

--Everyone has probably heard by now, but Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe are splits-ville. I just wanted to take a moment to clear things up, because there have been some nasty rumors going around about us. No, I didn't seduce Reese and steal her away from Ryan. I don't know where rumors like this start, but it's completely untrue. You see, I was just minding my own business, cleaning their

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I don't know WTF is going on here, but how in the hell am I not on the guest list for something like this? The costumes are just so fantastic too, I have no idea who any of these people are. Is that Oprah in the hobo dress? Thats definitely Dan Akroyd in the black dress with the black mask. And the skinny girl? That's probably just a crack whore who snuck in the back to score some free blow. Wait

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-23881762982535117612006-10-29T14:36:00.000-06:002006-10-29T17:45:05.620-06:00

Here at Holden's Rants, I felt like it would be a good time to give some press to some people that aren't always plastered on our site. That doesn't mean they aren't all over the Internet, it just means they haven't been on a trashy site like mine in a while.First up, Jennifer Garner. Jennifer has been out of the spotlight after having her first child, Violet, with Ben Affleck almost a year

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I know I haven't written about sports in what seems like months, so I decided I needed to weigh in on a couple interesting issues in the sports world today.-- Let's start with Monday night's worst coaching decision. The Dallas Cowboys made a horrible mistake last night by benching starting quarterback Drew Bledsoe in favor of fan-favorite yet terribly inexperienced Tony Romo. I understand that

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-77848274594354439732006-10-19T10:43:00.000-05:002006-10-20T09:11:51.222-05:00

Not much going on, but the nip slip seems to be the fad in Hollywood right now, so I thought I'd hook you guys up.--First up, my favorite little giraffe girl. I know we've seen all of her Kibbles and Bits before, but these are new and she's still hot and a nipple is a nipple. What I'm really wondering these days is if this is really a nip slip though. In the last 2 months we've seen her sans

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-- So it looks like Britney has decided that she'd like to trade in her status as the "Matriarch of the First Family of White Trash" and "Stay-Puff the Marshmallow Pop Singer" and start being the hottest MILF on the planet. TMZ is reporting that:Britney Spears has targeted her husband Kevin's album release party at the endof this month to make her triumphant return as the svelte, sexy young

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In my hours of perusing the web, I've come across several things that were worth noting, but not necessarily worth a full blown post. So I've decided to put all of these tid-bits into a short and sweet edition of Holden's Rants. A WTF edition if you may.-- I don't know what the hell is going on in these pics I see John Mayer (looking like a tool as always) with Sheryl Crow in a bikini (hot??),

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-90939466870765696952006-10-16T16:40:00.000-05:002006-10-16T22:00:22.373-05:00

So as you may have noticed, I haven't posted in a couple weeks. Some of you may call me a slacker, some a lazy jackass. And to tell the truth, I'm a little of both. But in my own defense, you get what you pay for, and you really shouldn't expect any less from a guy who writes a blog about trashy celebrities, occasionally during work hours.-- My favorite jug-gernaut Scarlett had a couple revealing

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-- We are going to start off today with an all too familiar topic: Paris Hilton and her inability to cover up her skanky ass. Last week, at the anniversary party for Tao in the Venetian in Vegas, Paris, Katherine Heigl (Izzy on Grey's Anatomy....grrrrr) and one of the least insane Jacksons, Janet (who was having a coinciding CD release party), were all there. Paris pulled her standard maneuver to

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-- In what has developed into an ongoing topic here at HC, it looks like Posh Spice and her knockers were out again last week in the produce section. Now I know that her husband, soccer star David Beckham, just lost his spot on the English national team, but are they that hard up for money that they are in the smuggling business? And if you were going to smuggle something for a profit, wouldn't

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-79542635358638774992006-09-20T12:53:00.000-05:002006-09-20T12:54:22.651-05:00

– Here are some new pictures of Posh Spice and her pokies out on the town. Are we sure that’s really her though? I’m not a scientist, but people’s eyes usually don’t bulge out like that, and their skin doesn’t usually look like wax. I think someone stole her wax figure out of Madame Tussaud’s and is carrying it around putting different outfits on her. Some outfits just happen to be more revealing

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-47607111099941636122006-09-20T12:44:00.000-05:002006-09-20T12:52:54.456-05:00

As all of you know who come here on a regular basis, this site caters to those looking for celebrity drivel and the occasional sports story. With that being said, most stories revolve around the utterly stupid and trashy (e.g. Lindsay Lohan and Paris) or stars that I find extremely attractive (Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Simpson). So, I've decided to change it up a bit and show you guys some

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In a new article for InStyle, the star of The Black Dahlia - Scarlett Johansson, tells the magazine that just because she is famous, doesn’t mean that the world needs to know everything about her life.“I can’t stand those articles where people spill their life story,” Johanssonsays in the October issue of InStyle magazine, on newsstands Friday. “After awhile I feel like I know more about them

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There are a million Top 10 lists out there, but those have all been for athletes and athletic accomplishments that we couch potatoes could never achieve. Well, that needs to change. There need to be lists out there of things we can accomplish. So to kick off this phenomenon, I’m doing my own list, a list of fat bastards who still made significant achievements in the sporting world.11. (Honorable

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– Fashion week was last week in NYC, and one of the best things to come out of it was the appearance of Victoria Beckham’s nipple. Posh Spice usually just flaunts her silicone chest through her shirt with her headlights on (as seen in the first picture with the pink jacket), but it looks like one of the twins snuck out of her black dress last week. Nipples want to see the fashions too. The real

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Say it isn’t so. My favorite little giraffe may have gone and gotten hitched to Harry “Pink” Morton. The always reliable Star reports that Lindsay called her mom and announced “Mom, I’m getting married.” I’m going to choose not to believe this one. If it were true, we’d have seen her in a “Mrs. Morton” bikini by now. And, if I can’t have her, no one can. She’s too young, and her breasts (and

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– Where is He-Man when you need him? With Skeletor running on the loose, you would think he and Battle Cat would be right around the corner. And no, I’m not talking about that walking bag of bones, Nicole Richie. I’m talking about the once extremely attractive Kate Bosworth who now looks to be auditioning for a role as a skeleton at my local haunted house. Except with no costume…or makeup. Wasn’t

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-1158173141896340892006-09-13T13:38:00.000-05:002006-09-14T11:43:17.160-05:00

– The panty-less baby giraffe is at it again. I don’t know what this girl’s deal is; maybe she thinks that if she ‘forgets’ her panties enough times she’ll bump her arch-rival, Paris, from the headlines. Whatever she thinks, it’s working, because unless she starts dropping trow on a daily basis and I get tired of staring at her wrinkled bits, she’ll headline this site. Here's the uncensored

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– As the weeks go by, I guess nothing about these young celebrities should surprise us anymore. Lindsay Lohan seems to have gone to the Paris Hilton school of marketing because whether forgetting to wear panties as you get off a boat in Venice or going bra-less while wearing your see-through shirt as you walk down the street in LA, those two will stop at nothing to get their names in headlines

holdencaulfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01125129021983786926noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34310289.post-1158163672087772882006-09-13T10:56:00.000-05:002006-09-13T11:33:19.093-05:00

I decided that since the weekend was upon us and with the return of pro football, that I should post something today so that you guys had something to read over the weekend. And, because in between sitting by the pool at the Holden Caulfield mansion drinking frozen Cuba Libres (Frozen Rum and Cokes for you novice drinkers out there), checking the scores of my fantasy football teams, and

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Well, for the last couple of months I've been at http://holdencaulfield.wordpress.com, but I'm thinking of moving to blogger, so we'll see how it goes! Maybe you've read me before, maybe you haven't, but I'm going to post some of my most recent blogs so you can see what I'm about. Let me know what you fools think!HC

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