Rachel McAdams in Iron Man, Tyra's chocolate saucers, and Petra & Liz in Europe

--So, Robert Downey Jr and Rachel McAdams are signed on to be in the new Iron Man movie. I’m not a big fan of comic book movies, but I am a huge fan of Wedding Crashers, so if Rachel McAdams is playing a prominent role, sign me up to see it. I only have 2 questions. First, what color hair will McAdams have (I’m still a fan of the girl-next-door brunette locks) and who the hell is Iron Man? Talk about running out of ideas, who’s he going to fight, Steel Dude or the Gold Gangster who lives in the Copper Castle. Terrible. And Robert Downey Jr. as the lead character? Questionable casting there….unless of course Iron Man is a drugged out, depressed 41 year old. No one wants to see Downey Jr, so here's McAdams - both brunette and blonde for your viewing pleasure.

-- Tyra Banks took some time out of her busy day of starring in a ridiculous talk show and strutting around in lingerie to do.....well, to do a photo shoot in lingerie. The kicker? Unlike her Victoria's Secret ads, her chocolate saucers snuck out. Now I'll be the first to say that Tyra is a talentless fool with a five-head, but she's still pretty darn hot. At least compared to her talk show brethren - Rosie and Oprah.

-- Here are some pictures of Petra Nemcova from a European FHM. Damn she's hot and dating that tool James Blunt. But my question is why are the magazines in Europe so much better than here? Do they have some better equipment or technology that makes nipples visible in magazines? Doubtful. In my world, bad hygiene, greasy hair and jacked up grills aren't exactly the most desirable features. If so, K-Fed would pull some serious tail. Oh...wait a minute....

-- I swear that every day that goes by, Liz Hurley looks hotter and hotter. Here are some more pictures from an European mag, this time GQ. Liz could practically be my grandmother but still looks hot as hell. Not to say that my grandmother isn't hot as hell too. That is, if going to bed at 7PM, having blue hair, and smelling like mothballs turns you on as much as it does me.

-- And to get you into the weekend, we have a little Heather Graham back in our lives. I don't know what the hell she's doing in these pictures except sitting in the back of a car showing off her tan lines and wearing the worst pair of overalls known to man. Maybe since she hasn't done anything in years, she's had to get a real job on a peanut farm and that's what she wears to work. Or maybe she's a country stripper in Dallas. Either way, I really don't know and really don't care, because whenever I see her, this is the only picture in my mind. Well this too. And this....

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Weekend Watershed

-- Have you noticed that winter is coming? You can see the leaves changing, feel the crisp morning air when you get up and have probably noticed that the grass is pretty cold on your feet when you let the dog out in the morning to take his daily dump. Well there is another way that you can tell that the seasons are a changin' - nipples are on full alert all over town. My town, your town, all towns. Trust me, with a degree in nippleology, I've been studying this phenomenon for years. Well to prove it to you, here's Jennifer Garner and her pokies. If these pictures don't say "Wintertime" and "Christmas is right around the corner" then you are obviously blind and a damn fool.

-- Joss Stone was at a UK Hall of Fame event with a completely new look. And I am utterly confused. She was hot before like here and here and incredible in a bikini here. But now she's gone punk and dyed her hair red. I mean don't get me wrong, she's still hot, but now in a dirty, ass-less chaps in the French Quarter kind of way. I do rather enjoy the boot selection though. Too bad she didn't go to the Lindsay Lohan finishing school and "accidentally" flash her naughty bits.

-- Here we have some pictures of Scarlett in red, black, and nipply. I have no idea when these pictures are from, they could be from 3 years ago, or they could be from the party I had at my crib last night. All I know is that I don't think I've ever wanted to be a spider so much in my life.

-- I don't know what fountain of youth Elizabeth Hurley has been going to, but she needs to pass that info on. I think every time we see her, she looks better and better. Hurley falls right in line with the Diane Lane / Elle MacPherson / Renee Russo Hottie Posse. These women aren't just your dad's pin-ups anymore!

-- LOOK! OUT TO THE STARBOARD SIDE! IT'S THE ELUSIVE WHALETAIL! AND THE ALYSSA MILANO VERSION AT THAT. WHAT A SPECTACULAR DAY OUT ON THE OPEN SEAS TO SEE SUCH SIGHT.

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Weekend Wrap - Britney + JailFed, Paris, Scarlett, LL, and more

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