Spears slutty again, Love Hewitt & Aniston bikini clad & Posh's pokies

-- Well, hope everyone had a good weekend. So, I opened up my email this morning to see if there was any celebrity naughtiness this past weekend, and what do I find but more Britney Spears pictures. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. They aren't even that special anymore, this time it was just a lace dress number that you can probably pick up at Ho's - R - Us for $9.99 and some pink underwear. Woo-hoo! Way to spice it up Britney. She should really just start wearing pasties and a loincloth. Or better yet, nude colored underwear with pictures of her nips and vag taped to the front. That's classy with a capital K. If you want to see the Queen of White Trash, here she is here and here.

-- Anyway now that I'm done with my requisite Britney / Lindsay / Paris story, on to some better stuff. Like Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini. JLove is a sly little girl, always covering herself up so you can't see her enormous chest. Well this bikini isn't hiding a thing. Good for us. Maybe next time we see her she'll be wearing a different suit. It starts with "Birt" and ends with "day".




-- And now in a shocking move, I have more bikini pictures, this time of Jennifer Aniston. Now Aniston has really been out of the public eye ever since her divorce from Brad Pitt. Even when she was dating Vince Vaughn, you didn't see them much unless they were watching the Cubs lose. Well here she is at the beach and I'll tell you something. When did she get that sweet ass? If I'd known she had that when Friends was on, I might have actually watched it. Or at least fast forwarded through it to scenes with Aniston. Maybe she got it as part of the divorce settlement with Pitt. Like maybe it was an ass that he had caught on a safari in Africa and brought it back, but once they split everything, the ass was hers.






-- I know these pictures of Victoria Beckham are old, but I'll tell you one thing I like is, see-through tops and nipples. So, if I want to show pictures of Posh from last year here, here, here, and here that are see-through, I'll damn well do it. If I want to show see through pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt I'll do that too. Don't tempt me. Anyway, I like personally like these pics of Posh because she doesn't look like a mannequin or that she belongs at Madame Tussuad's. She actually looks pretty hot. Even if her nipples look like they belong in Area 51 with the rest of the flying saucers around here. And speaking of those cruise missiles she calls boobs, if you want a decent view of them sans clothing check them out here.

-- And to finish up, I have a couple SNL notes for you. The first one is a hilarious video for you from this past Saturday Night's show. It's called Cock in a Box, and it is comedy gold.





And the second is a picture of Amy Poehler topless on the beach. And no, I'm not kidding. And yes, you may throw up after looking at this picture. And no, I'm not taking any responsibility for your medical bills. And yes, I did look at it and may be permanently scarred. So I leave it up to you if you want to check out what looks to be the whitest woman on the planet sunning topless.


HC

Britney's See-through, Scarlett's a Pussycat, and Pam is Photoshopped

-- First up today, we are going to start right off with the Queen of White Trash herself, Britney Spears. I don't know what's been up with this girl since she filed for divorce from Cletus himself - KFed, but she's starting to drift into Anna Nicole territory here. It started off with a couple exposed bra shots which really aren't a big deal now. Then it went to panty-less escapades and pictures of the cleanly shaven clam. Now that was fun and all for a little while, but honestly, even Britney's beaver can get old after a while. So what has she done now? Well, the only thing that would make sense. Wear a white lace top without a bra of course! I guess I really don't have a problem with her showing us all of her naughtiness one bit at a time, but I just wish she'd make the full leap to Playboy for one major reason......Photo shop.




-- And while we are on the subject of Photoshopping, has everyone seen the newest Playboy? First of all, who really wants to see Pamela Anderson in their Playboy anymore? She's been in it 10 or 15 times already, so does someone go to the new stand thinking they might see something new? Did she grow a 3rd boob while married to Kid Rock or something that I am not aware of?? Let's face the facts, Pam's looking haggard and tired and that barb wire tattoo is about as fresh as the cheese culture in the back of my fridge. One thing she did do that was mildly interesting / entertaining was dress up with the Pussycat Dolls for a show. Not that seeing her in lingerie is anything new, but she finally looks truly at home dressed as a stripper.

-- Another much hotter star also showed up with the Pussycat Dolls lately and no computer altering was needed. Well actually, we could use some computer X-ray glasses right about now but whatever. Beggars can't be choosers. Yes, the one and only hottest woman in Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson stripped down to her skives and shook her moneymaker with the Dolls. Oh Glorious day. And for the millionth time, who do I need to complain to about my ticket being lost in the mail???? Seriously though, these are some of the sexiest pictures I've seen since my grandma got her online dating profile mixed up with my birthday card. What a fantastic 8th birthday that was!





Scarlett's also appeared in some Louis Vuitton ads lately, which the gay guy in the cubicle next to me told me is not a type of liquor but a brand of purse. Who knew gays were so valuable? Anyway, her Pussycat pics are way better, but she is in her undies so I'm not complaining. But seriously, if you are shopping for a handbag and ended up at this site, you are either a complete fool or dip shit. You choose. Either way, here's Scarlett.



HC

Stuff from all over - Thanksgiving edition

I needed to dedicate an entire post to Britney and her bald beaver, but there were plenty of other mildly interesting stories over the last week that I need to catch up on too.
So, away we go!

-- Oops Brit did it again. God that was lame. Anyway, in another attempt to show off her roast beef curtains, Britney was once again photographed without panties. You can check out her stubbly crotch here and here. But lets be honest here, Britney is going to need to step it up a notch to keep our attention. I'm looking for some kind of sex act performed on top of a limo. Or even a video where she goes to a comedy club and throws out racial slurs. Let's be original Britney, that hatchet-wound is yesterday's news. (Who am I kidding, of course I'll keep putting up her pics if she keeps flashing - I'm a T&A whore). Here are some other pics of Britney and her wacky boobs. What the hell is going on with them? They are swinging around in that tank top like she's got a couple cantaloupes attached to rubber bands in there. I don't think I've ever wanted to be a rubber band so badly....



-- Looks like Paris found a little time in between being Britney's BFF and snorting lines of coke, to get hammered with Sideshow Bob and let her boob fall out. But like I said with Britney, does this surprise anyone anymore? I mean, Paris has had a sex video that her parents are proud of, flashed her cooch half a dozen times and done multiple seasons of The Simple Life. Does it get much more degrading than that that? I'd love to see her serving me a Blizzard at Dairy Queen one day. If there is a God, this will happen. Here are the pictures of her drunk ass hanging on Senor Douche-bag and here's her boob for the ump-teenth time.





-- Ashley Judd is naked on the newest cover of Marie Clare magazine. Nothing too exciting, but naked none the less. Judging by the hits this site gets when we show Britney or Lindsay's who-ha's, I doubt any of you are big fans of Marie Clare. Why you ask? Probably because their headline articles this month are "My Baby or my Job" and no, this isn't the K-Fed story. Or how about these page-turners, "Be the life of the party (without the hangover)" or "Dress up for under $100". How can you be "the life of the party" and not have a hangover? Isn't that a requirement of being the life of the party. That's how my parties are at least; they don't get going until someone falls off of their barstool. And what are you dressing up for for less than $100? Your job at Goodwill? I can't go out without my frilly flamingo underwear and those run a cool G. Players will be players I guess.



-- Courtney Love got naked for some magazine in Europe and I can't tell if she's hot. From some angles she looks pretty hot, but from others she looks like the Marlboro Man or the lead singer from Twisted Sister. Check her out here, here, here, and here. She's turned down offers from Playboy and Penthouse in the past, so why did she do it now? Even a schoolgirl knows the weed is much better in Europe.

-- Sad news out of Hollywood when we all found out that Bob Ritchie and Pam Anderson were calling it quits after a whole 4 months. What a shocker. I wish I could bet on things like this. I would have easily laid down a grand on under a year for the length of this dirty union. Or if I could bet on which Olsen twin would get knocked up first, I'd put a ton on Mary Kate. We all know she's the slutty one.





-- I know I talked about Salma's boobs last week, but they've popped out again. These things are just masterpieces. Anyone who says there isn't a God should just gaze on those jumblies.







-- And last but not least, Ben Affleck brought a dude with him to some GQ event. Wha, wha, what? That's not a dude?? That's Jennifer Garner?!?!!?!? No f'ng way. Holy crap she looks like a transvestite hooker if I've ever seen one, and I've been to New Orleans and Cleveland, so I've seen plenty. Goo. I don't even know what to say. I'm just going to have to pretend these pictures never happened or pretend that I never worked one out to the pictures of her as Electra.






Okay, I should be decently caught up. New stuff from now on, as long as I don't continue to be a slack ass. Oh yeah, that probably won't happen.


HC

Britney's lost more than her husband...

Well, we're back from our extra-long Thanksgiving break. Hope everyone one had a good holiday by overeating, watching too much football, and getting into multiple family arguments. Who doesn't love the holidays? Mine was all right but a little lonely. Having Thanksgiving dinner with your 4 cats and 7 fish really isn't as exciting as it sounds. Especially trying to feed turkey to a beta.

-- I know this is a week late, but I have to give my Britney Spears update. And no, when I say "Britney's lost more than her husband", I don't mean that she lost her purse. Or her sanity But I might mean her pubes. Be patient, the good stuff is coming. So, Britney has had quite a whirlwind tour of trampiness since she filed for a divorce from her "No hit wonder" of a husband, K-Fed. First, she was in Miami showing off her giant jugs and dressed in a ridiculous Santa hat with a a blue bra on. Now she's in Las Vegas hanging out with Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan. So does it surprise anyone that she's letting her boobs hang out and forgetting her panties just to fit in with these tramps? She's on the crazy train to slutdom and count me in as one whose ready to see the real Britney. As long as the real Britney is her hot and naked and not fat and covered in Cheeto dust. The signs are becoming pretty obvious, as obvious as her bald beaver.

First, she started out with a simple panty shot here and here while out with Paris. Big deal, she's wearing blue panties. I can see that in Maxim. Now we start to get to the good stuff. These pics came out of her sans panties, once again hanging out with Paris. Check them out here and here. Now people have been saying they are fake or that she is wearing nude colored panties. Whatever, I see the stubble and the stubble never lies. And now on to the money shots. On a night when she was out with both Paris and Lindsay (here they are cruising in one of Paris' sweet rides and here Brit and Paris are obviously talking trash about Blohan), Britney pulled a patented Lohan move and showed off her naughty bits. Now honestly, I've been waiting about 5 years for these pictures, so I couldn't be happier. She has no reason not to do Playboy now since she's showed off all of the good stuff already.

Anyway, check them out here, here, here, here, here, and here. I don't know how Britney picked Paris and Lindsay as role models, but if they can cause women to just lose panties at the drop of a hat, I think we need to hook them up with Scarlett and Jessica. And maybe Rosie O'Donnell and Babs. Just checking to see if you were still awake.
Anyway, here are some more pictures of Britney and here giant mud cannons.




HC

Britney and Sienna hang out and Tara cleans up?

-- So, newly single Britney Spears was out and about, dressed like a damn freakshow last week. Who even puts all of those random items together? Santa Hat - check. Cowboy Boots - check. See-through half shirt with a blue bra (that looks like it only has one cup? WTF? I guess I shouldn't complain about seeing her nips.) - check. Short leather skirt - check. And some goofy ass sunglasses - check. This really isn't the best way to pick up guys, Britney. Putting your boobs on a platter for the world to see like you did last week is a much better plan than dressing like you just left the local Goodwill after shopping with Mike Tyson.




-- Who in the hell is Sienna Miller? I know she's been dating Jude Law or something and she's British which only means she has bad teeth and might know Austin Powers, but why is she famous? I guess I could look it up on the Internet, but boy am I lazy. This is about the extent of my Sienna Miller knowledge, she called Pittsburgh, Shitsburgh a couple months ago. That's it, that's all I've got. Done. I'm out. Well, if you care, here she is at the beach, sans her bikini top, and she's pretty damn hot.

-- Tara Reid is sober? Not possible you say? I would have agreed with you whole-heartedly until I came across these pictures of her at the premiere of The Fountain. So what do you think? Has she actually been photographed sober? I still think this is just a ploy to get her a role in some new movie, and not a permanent change. Showing up sober like this will surely revive her movie career with a role like Sorority Slut #4 in the new National Lampoon's Van Wilder movie or as Flasher #2 in the new Harold & Kumar movie.

HC