Brit's back, Elle's nips, Scarlett's artsy, and LL is naughty as usual

-- Elle MacPherson and her 43 year old hot bod was out for all to see recently. This woman is simply amazing, and her nips aren't bad either. I don't know what she does to keep her foxy looks, but it sure is working. We might need to rename the Diane Lane Hottie Posse to Elle's Elite.



-- I don't know if these pictures of Scarlett are old or new, but who cares. The ones with her and Dita Von Teese are smoking hot.






-- So lets get all of the facts straight. First Britney laid off the Cheetos and Bon-bons and got back to her pop-star sexpot shape. Then she laid down the smack down on K-Fag and filed for divorce against his poser ass. Then she showed up all over NYC and specifically on Letterman with her new hot bod and new 'do. So where in all of this did her giant jumblies reappear? I need someone to do an accurate time line like you used to see in your history books. We can sandwich Britney's boobs reappearance with Anna Nicole's horrific C-section being shown on Entertainment Tonight and K-Fag's free concert at the House of Blues last night.

-- My favorite little giraffe girl has been in hiding lately, but now she's back. Lindsay Lohan was out shopping, wearing a sweater with an anchor pointed at her naughty bits. This girl just epitomizes class. Is she advertising that she's easy like Sunday morning now? I guess if she's not going to show us the goods, she wants to make sure we are thinking about her wrinkled bits. Seriously, I hope girls aren't growing up everywhere emulating her. A better role model would be Betty Crocker. Or Aunt Jemimah. Or my office chair. And in true Lindsay fashion, the last one shows her nip.



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