Cletus and Maydene calling it quits

-- In a move that shocked no one at the trailer park they came from, the First family of White Trash has called it quits. Britney Spears filed for divorce today from Kevin "K-Fag" Federline citing irreconcilable differences. This is no surprise, since their differences include: attractiveness (one is extremely hot, one is an extreme poser), talent (one has sold millions and millions of albums, the other one's current album is ranked #8,939 on Amazon's Sales Rank - no, that's not a joke - by comparison, Yanni's Live at the Acropolis is #5,666 and Milli Vanilli's lip syncing hit Girl You Know It's True is #3,387), and fame (one makes headlines when she cuts her hair or marries a stupid poser dancer while the other stalled a show last night in NYC for 3 hours because there were less than 100 people there to see him). How this match made in Hollywood heaven didn't work, I'll never know. Here's a video of Britney's surprise appearance on David Letterman last night showing off her new haircut (that looks like it was done with a Flow-Bee), but I guess that's what you do when you are new on the market and a copy of the divorce papers actually filed yesterday.



HC