Britney's a witch?!?!

Yes, Britney has problems, but I think pretty soon we're all going to have problems if we aren't careful about what we say about her-or about her beloved Cheetos, Ho-hos, ding-dongs, etc. I have a theory-a conspiracy theory, if you will-that Britney is a witch, the powers of which we have not seen since Salem circa 1692. Those catchy late 90s lyrics have turned out not to be just #1 hits but serious foreshadowing.

Take for example the line, "I'm not that innocent." No shit. That has become the understatement of the year. We were all a lot more innocent before she paraded her unclothed snatch around town. Oh, the good old days where she just wore a pink thong over her pants. "Oops, I did it again" could apply to a lot of things in her life, like going to and immediately leaving rehab, dropping one of her kiddos, getting married... The list is really endless, so let's chalk this one up to coincidence. This one can't be that easily dismissed though: "You drive me crazy..." Clearly someone has. When that song came out, K-Fed had not yet been unleashed on the world, but Brit Brit apparently knew it was coming. Knowing what we know now, "I'm a slave 4 U" is obviously about fried chicken and cigarettes and "baby one more time" is about having two babies in 13 months. "Toxic"? Clearly.

What will she do with these powers....who knows yet, but you better hurry up and boil an eye of newt and frog's leg before she casts a spell on all of us--I can't spend the rest of my life turned into a chocolate covered pork rind.

Oh, and a couple other notes. First, nice to see that she takes her shit-eating rodent more places than her kids these days. But seriously, who wants those brats tagging along anyway? Responsibility is for those too lazy not to pass it off. And C, she kind of frightens me with that shaved head. Maybe she'll start a Fight Club and something decent will come out of this.

HC

Bikinis for the new year!

So, I know it's been 2 weeks since I've posted and I'm not sure if anyone really cares, but I'm not making any excuses. Except of course that I'm one lazy bastard and that should be enough for all of you. So what I've decided to do is an entire post of bikinis because contrary to normal thinking, winter is bikini season. At least it is when you can head out to Fiji or the Caribbean for the holidays. My lame ass was stuck at home doing absolutely nothing but, watching football and eating bag after bag of Cheetos.

-- One thing first before I get on to the celebrity swimsuit show. Have you guys seen all of these clips of the Donald Trump / Rosie O'Donnell Feud? This stuff is pure comedy. I guess Rosie jabbed at The Donald for going easy on the stripper turned Miss USA last month. Well The Donald and his wacky hair have had some classic quotes. From calling her a "degenerate", "a slob", and "disgusting" he just keeps ranting daily about that fat cow. Personally, I find it completely hilarious. I mean, lets be serious. Being a big, fat dyke is no way to go through life.
Check out The Donald's videos here:

But since this is supposed to be a post filled with hotties, here are some nude pics of The Donald's current wife Melania. And damn is she a hottie, check her out here and here.

Grrrrrrrr.

-- Now on to the bikinis, first up we have Jessica's little sister making some news herself. No, she didn't have her face hit with a mallet again nor was she booed at the Orange bowl again. Ashlee Simpson was at the beach of course, in her bikini. What a weird body this girl has compared to her sister. Jessica has all the curves and Ashlee looks like an androgynous GI Joe action figure. Whatever, her nipple popped out of her bikini and that's all we really care about. At least all I care about.

-- Next up is Fantastic Four's Invisible Woman herself, Jessica Alba. Too bad her bikini isn't invisible but, we'll take whatever we can get. At least she's got some serious nipple action going on and a damn sweet booty. Too bad that bikini combo looks like Stevie Wonder picked it out...

-- Now we have Jessica Biel playing some form of beach ping pong on the beach. What the hell kind of game is that? Whatever it is, if it contributed to her buff-ass arms, sign me up. What's weird is that the only games I play on the beach are "how much sand can I fill my crack with?" and "how many times can someone get sunburned before they learn their lesson?" - I'm currently at 212 times, beat that!

-- And last up in the bikini showdown is the MILF entry of the week in Catherine Zeta Jones. Damn she looks good for being in her late 30's and having popped out a couple kids. I guess she must be drinking some special potion or eating her husband's magic beans to keep looking so hot. Whatever it is, I could care less as long as she keeps showing off those sweet cans, and good lord she's got some great cans. She's my vote for hottest winter bikini wearer of '07.

-- And lastly, this isn't bikini related (well it could be, but I didn't feel like making anyone puke today), I just HAD to post the video of Tara Reid on New Years. First off, I don't know who would go to a party with Tara Reid as the host unless you were looking for a booze and drug fueled orgy - oh yeah...me. And second off, has she lost her mind? What a whack job. If I counted like that, I'd have 18 fingers and 4 peckers.

HC

Jordan spreads holiday cheer, Tara Reid MIGHT be sober, Coco's made of rubber, and a Scrubs Christmas

-- I'm going to start off today with a little holiday cheer that Jordan (Katie Price) was trying to spread a couple days ago. I don't really know how this chick got famous besides of course the fact that she has gigantic bazombas but, she ended up spreading something else. At least showed us she had some heart during the holiday season. Not exactly the heart you would be imagining, but check it our for yourself here and here.

-- Some more pictures of a HC favorite, Heather Graham. Who knows where she's been lately, but Boogie Nights 2 just wouldn't be the same without her. Well, without her naked on roller skates that is. Anyway, here are some pictures of her wearing your mother's 1970's rug but there is a bra slip in one picture. Like you care about a bra slip - unless you're 12. Or really hard up to see some boob. Or a very lonely, lonely man.....





-- Here are some new pictures of the new and improved SOBER Tara Reid with short hair. I mean, if she cut her hair, I figure she probably stopped boozing too - yeah right, like you'd believe that. If you did, I have some pictures of Britney wearing panties and not being a fat hog for you to buy. Tara, just because you got a haircut doesn't mean we forgot that your flopped one of your flapjacks out and showed us your Franken-nipple. Oh wait a minute, I see, your hair isn't any shorter in the last picture, it's just trimmed and pulled back. Great, then we can expect a full fledged drunken episode at any minute! That's the Tara we know and love!



-- CoCo's ass is unreal. Seriously, it can't be real. I took Physics in my 3rd sophomore year of college and we learned about quarks and atoms, but nothing about ass cheeks like these. I think this is something that the president definitely needs to start up a national investigation on, we don't have any other pressing matters do we? I honestly don't know what to say, do, or think about these pictures. I mean, she looks pretty hot, but she could just as easily be my Uncle Johnny. I'm so confused!





-- And just to end this post on a bit of a holiday note, here is the Charlie Brown Christmas, performed by the cast of Scrubs. Simply fantastic. So, "for the love of God, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and his Technicolor dream coat" watch it!




Happy Holidays ya'll.

HC

Spears slutty again, Love Hewitt & Aniston bikini clad & Posh's pokies

-- Well, hope everyone had a good weekend. So, I opened up my email this morning to see if there was any celebrity naughtiness this past weekend, and what do I find but more Britney Spears pictures. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. They aren't even that special anymore, this time it was just a lace dress number that you can probably pick up at Ho's - R - Us for $9.99 and some pink underwear. Woo-hoo! Way to spice it up Britney. She should really just start wearing pasties and a loincloth. Or better yet, nude colored underwear with pictures of her nips and vag taped to the front. That's classy with a capital K. If you want to see the Queen of White Trash, here she is here and here.

-- Anyway now that I'm done with my requisite Britney / Lindsay / Paris story, on to some better stuff. Like Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini. JLove is a sly little girl, always covering herself up so you can't see her enormous chest. Well this bikini isn't hiding a thing. Good for us. Maybe next time we see her she'll be wearing a different suit. It starts with "Birt" and ends with "day".




-- And now in a shocking move, I have more bikini pictures, this time of Jennifer Aniston. Now Aniston has really been out of the public eye ever since her divorce from Brad Pitt. Even when she was dating Vince Vaughn, you didn't see them much unless they were watching the Cubs lose. Well here she is at the beach and I'll tell you something. When did she get that sweet ass? If I'd known she had that when Friends was on, I might have actually watched it. Or at least fast forwarded through it to scenes with Aniston. Maybe she got it as part of the divorce settlement with Pitt. Like maybe it was an ass that he had caught on a safari in Africa and brought it back, but once they split everything, the ass was hers.






-- I know these pictures of Victoria Beckham are old, but I'll tell you one thing I like is, see-through tops and nipples. So, if I want to show pictures of Posh from last year here, here, here, and here that are see-through, I'll damn well do it. If I want to show see through pictures of Eleanor Roosevelt I'll do that too. Don't tempt me. Anyway, I like personally like these pics of Posh because she doesn't look like a mannequin or that she belongs at Madame Tussuad's. She actually looks pretty hot. Even if her nipples look like they belong in Area 51 with the rest of the flying saucers around here. And speaking of those cruise missiles she calls boobs, if you want a decent view of them sans clothing check them out here.

-- And to finish up, I have a couple SNL notes for you. The first one is a hilarious video for you from this past Saturday Night's show. It's called Cock in a Box, and it is comedy gold.





And the second is a picture of Amy Poehler topless on the beach. And no, I'm not kidding. And yes, you may throw up after looking at this picture. And no, I'm not taking any responsibility for your medical bills. And yes, I did look at it and may be permanently scarred. So I leave it up to you if you want to check out what looks to be the whitest woman on the planet sunning topless.


HC

Britney's See-through, Scarlett's a Pussycat, and Pam is Photoshopped

-- First up today, we are going to start right off with the Queen of White Trash herself, Britney Spears. I don't know what's been up with this girl since she filed for divorce from Cletus himself - KFed, but she's starting to drift into Anna Nicole territory here. It started off with a couple exposed bra shots which really aren't a big deal now. Then it went to panty-less escapades and pictures of the cleanly shaven clam. Now that was fun and all for a little while, but honestly, even Britney's beaver can get old after a while. So what has she done now? Well, the only thing that would make sense. Wear a white lace top without a bra of course! I guess I really don't have a problem with her showing us all of her naughtiness one bit at a time, but I just wish she'd make the full leap to Playboy for one major reason......Photo shop.




-- And while we are on the subject of Photoshopping, has everyone seen the newest Playboy? First of all, who really wants to see Pamela Anderson in their Playboy anymore? She's been in it 10 or 15 times already, so does someone go to the new stand thinking they might see something new? Did she grow a 3rd boob while married to Kid Rock or something that I am not aware of?? Let's face the facts, Pam's looking haggard and tired and that barb wire tattoo is about as fresh as the cheese culture in the back of my fridge. One thing she did do that was mildly interesting / entertaining was dress up with the Pussycat Dolls for a show. Not that seeing her in lingerie is anything new, but she finally looks truly at home dressed as a stripper.

-- Another much hotter star also showed up with the Pussycat Dolls lately and no computer altering was needed. Well actually, we could use some computer X-ray glasses right about now but whatever. Beggars can't be choosers. Yes, the one and only hottest woman in Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson stripped down to her skives and shook her moneymaker with the Dolls. Oh Glorious day. And for the millionth time, who do I need to complain to about my ticket being lost in the mail???? Seriously though, these are some of the sexiest pictures I've seen since my grandma got her online dating profile mixed up with my birthday card. What a fantastic 8th birthday that was!





Scarlett's also appeared in some Louis Vuitton ads lately, which the gay guy in the cubicle next to me told me is not a type of liquor but a brand of purse. Who knew gays were so valuable? Anyway, her Pussycat pics are way better, but she is in her undies so I'm not complaining. But seriously, if you are shopping for a handbag and ended up at this site, you are either a complete fool or dip shit. You choose. Either way, here's Scarlett.



HC

Sports Crumbs - 12/13/06

- First up, so NFL notes. The San Diego Super-Chargers are really rolling now. With a shellacking of the Denver Broncos Sunday afternoon, 48 - 20. Along with Ladainian Tomlinson's historic TD romp (who will hereby be known as LTD on this site) the Chargers are on quite an offensive roll. The Chargers have won 7 straight after a road loss to Baltimore in October and swept the Broncos for the first time in 24 years. The Chargers have to be the front runner now to make it to and win the Super Bowl in February. With their offensive weapons of LTD, QB Philip Rivers and All-World TE Antonio Gates alongside a defense that is about as stingy as they come, the road to Miami on February 4th should lead through San Diego. And who can stop them? With Indy sliding and questions still surrounding Baltimore's offense, I think the only way they could get tripped up is in another shootout with Cincy. But then again, Marty Schottenheimer and his 5-12 playoff record is the coach, so who knows. Everyone did anoint the Colts in Week 9, so it should be interesting to see how the rest of the season plays out. And speaking of the Colts, what's going on with them??? Can they recover from this slide?? I say Yes, but I think this slide knocks them down from having home field advantage, which proves costly as they end up in San Diego for the AFC Championship game.

-- A couple baseball notes:

---- Daisuke Matsuzaka is on a plane back to Boston which might be a sign that a preliminary agreement has been reached between himself and the Red Sox. The reports are that the Sox had offered $8 million / year for 6 years and Matsuzaka's team had come back with $11 million / year for 6 years. Are you kidding me? I understand that this a 108-60 career record in Japan with a 2.95 ERA and 1,355 strikeouts in 204 games, but he's never thrown a pitch in the big leagues and he's going to pull in that kind of cash. And where does Barry Zito fall into all this spending? A former Cy-Young pitcher should be able to pull in close to $15 million / year by some over-spending team like the Yankees or Mets. But all in all, I guess in a market where Gil Meche can make $55 million, anything is possible.

---- The Houston Astros pulled off a trade with the Colorado Rockies yesterday for pitcher Jason Jennings. The Astros gave up youth in CF Willie Taveras and P's Taylor Buckholz and Jason Hirsh, but Jennings should give them a solid #2 starter even if he does only have a 58-56 career record. He should be able to replace Andy Pettite's numbers, but obviously won't be able to provide the playoff experience. Along with the aquisitions of OF Carlos Lee and P Woody Williams along with being able to play Chris Burke everyday, the Astros should definitely be able to push the defending World Series Champion St. Louis Cardinals for the NL crown.

-- And lastly, Tiger Woods won his record 8th Player of the Year title in only his 10th year on the PGA Tour. He also resigned with Nike for another 5 years for an undisclosed sum, but his previous deals were first for $40 million over 5 years and then $125 million over 5 years, so one can say he won't be shopping at Salvation Army anytime soon. Oh and by the way, he's still married to Elin and only turning 31 at the end of this month. Lucky bastard.

HC

Salma and Kate's jumblies, Paris and Nikki & Mariah & Mary

-- I found these pictures of Salma Hayek was out last week at some event, showing off her enormous boobies, so I decided I would talk about them again just for the hell of it. But then the news came out that she and the twins were voted 2006 Best Nude scene by Mr. Skin and she got bumped up to story numero uno (That's story number 1 for our non-tamale eating friends). The were for some movie called Ask the Dust and you can watch it here and here. They are kind of blurry and dark, but you can still see those giant jumblies. And honestly, if Salma is naked and doesn't have a mustache and uni brow like in Frida, I'm a fan.



-- Kate Moss was in Jamaica recently showing off her 10-year old boy physique and a couple topless pictures have shown up. You can see them here, here, and here, but I don't know who would want to look at them. Seriously, unless you find virtually non-existent boobs with pencil erasers sticking off of them for nipples attractive, these pictures aren't for you. If her boobs were food, they would be tater-tots on top of half a hamburger bun. Okay, I'll stop. Or, a milk dud on top of a portabello mushroom. Now I'm done.

-- Who knows what the hell these 2 whores are doing, but you can't tell me that you wouldn't mind jumping in the back of that limo for half an hour. Mainly for 2 reasons though. First off, I'd have to ask what the hell they were doing in that 2nd picture (my guess is trading STD's - you can trade them like baseball cards right?) and secondly because Paris has probably done just about everything, so who better to give a Dirty Sanchez too. Actually, I'd only do it if I had my patented Aids - B - Gone spray. In the gallon container.

-- And lastly Mariah Carey is trying to block the porn star / gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey from trademarking her name because she feels there could be some confusion. Damn right there could be some confusion, they are both big breasted bimbos with no talent. Mariah may have sold a lot more albums, but I bet Mary has sold a lot more hummers. And look at their pictures, they actually do look slightly similar. Kind of like how I look like George Clooney and my wiener looks like a horse's junk. Maybe if Mariah wants to stop being confused with a saggy-boobed, slightly flabby porn star, she should stop parading around as a saggy-boobed, slightly flabby pop star.

HC

Rachel McAdams in Iron Man, Tyra's chocolate saucers, and Petra & Liz in Europe

--So, Robert Downey Jr and Rachel McAdams are signed on to be in the new Iron Man movie. I’m not a big fan of comic book movies, but I am a huge fan of Wedding Crashers, so if Rachel McAdams is playing a prominent role, sign me up to see it. I only have 2 questions. First, what color hair will McAdams have (I’m still a fan of the girl-next-door brunette locks) and who the hell is Iron Man? Talk about running out of ideas, who’s he going to fight, Steel Dude or the Gold Gangster who lives in the Copper Castle. Terrible. And Robert Downey Jr. as the lead character? Questionable casting there….unless of course Iron Man is a drugged out, depressed 41 year old. No one wants to see Downey Jr, so here's McAdams - both brunette and blonde for your viewing pleasure.

-- Tyra Banks took some time out of her busy day of starring in a ridiculous talk show and strutting around in lingerie to do.....well, to do a photo shoot in lingerie. The kicker? Unlike her Victoria's Secret ads, her chocolate saucers snuck out. Now I'll be the first to say that Tyra is a talentless fool with a five-head, but she's still pretty darn hot. At least compared to her talk show brethren - Rosie and Oprah.

-- Here are some pictures of Petra Nemcova from a European FHM. Damn she's hot and dating that tool James Blunt. But my question is why are the magazines in Europe so much better than here? Do they have some better equipment or technology that makes nipples visible in magazines? Doubtful. In my world, bad hygiene, greasy hair and jacked up grills aren't exactly the most desirable features. If so, K-Fed would pull some serious tail. Oh...wait a minute....

-- I swear that every day that goes by, Liz Hurley looks hotter and hotter. Here are some more pictures from an European mag, this time GQ. Liz could practically be my grandmother but still looks hot as hell. Not to say that my grandmother isn't hot as hell too. That is, if going to bed at 7PM, having blue hair, and smelling like mothballs turns you on as much as it does me.

-- And to get you into the weekend, we have a little Heather Graham back in our lives. I don't know what the hell she's doing in these pictures except sitting in the back of a car showing off her tan lines and wearing the worst pair of overalls known to man. Maybe since she hasn't done anything in years, she's had to get a real job on a peanut farm and that's what she wears to work. Or maybe she's a country stripper in Dallas. Either way, I really don't know and really don't care, because whenever I see her, this is the only picture in my mind. Well this too. And this....

HC

Kennedy awards, Catalina runs, and another pair of missing panties

-- First up we have some stuff from the Kennedy Center Honors show earlier this week. This is some award show that looks pretty important since the Prez himself showed up - lucky he doesn't have any other important things going on... Well this year they were honoring Dolly Parton - was Erik Estrada not available? - and not for her gi-nourmous boobies, but for her acting / singing talents. Whatever, Dolly Parton isn't anything but a toothpick and water balloons, but for some reason they wanted to honor her. So who did they chose to sing the tribute? The one and only brain surgeon herself, Jessica Simpson. Now we all know that Jessica has a sweet little caboose, but isn't really the sharpest knife in the drawer. Or in the kitchen for that matter. Actually in the whole town. Anyway, I don't know if you've seen her rendition of "9 to 5" from the awards, but it is simply fantastic. Any performance that ends in the star running off the stage and crying is a 10 in my book. I understand that "9 to 5" personifies Dolly, but maybe they should have started with "Row, row, row your boat" if they wanted to avoid any mishaps with Jessica.

Here are some pics of her looking smoking hot as usual.



And here's the video



Also at the awards, was a downright sexy Shania Twain who looks like she's been hooked up to the rejuvenation machine the last couple of months. I don't know where she's been hiding, but I could always use a little Shania in my life. Maybe with new country hotties like Carrie Underwood, Shania felt the need to show off her hot bod to the country again. Whatever, I'm not complaining. A nip slip would have been nice though...
And on a side note, uh...did my invitation to this thing get lost in the mail? First the Victoria's Secret show goes off without my attendance and this too? You'd think I was just some random dude, blogging in my parent's basement. Oh...I am.




-- In what could be noted as some of the greatest celebrity news since well, the beginning of time, Scarlett Johansson has said that she doesn't have a problem baring those fabulous breasts of hers.

"I'm still making up my mind about when I'll do a nude scene. I'm not opposed to doing nudity, it would just have to be the right project, maybe some sensational European art film."
Scarlett, 22, insists she wouldn't be embarrassed about showing her naked curves on celluloid because she is very happy with her body, especially her breasts.
She added: "I'm proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They're my charms, my feminine wiles. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, my body and my face. Well, not always my face, but it's stuck there and there's nothing I can do about it."

Simply sensational news in my book. And let me be the first to offer up my filmmaking services. I don't have the most experience, but I definitely don't have the least. I've filmed our last 3 Christmases and 2 straight 4th of July's. And Jimmy is a son-of-a-bitch to keep in the frame. Crazy bastard. He runs around like a ferret on crack.

And she calls them "the girls"? Sometimes she seems like she is reading my mind, or at least my diary.





-- I don't know if any of you watch My Name is Earl, but if you don't you should, if only for (Catalina) Nadine Velazquez. Last week she was running from the police in her stripper outfit. Yes, you read that correctly. Here are the pics and I'm searching for the video. And I will not be denied. When it comes to boobs and eBay, I am undefeated.




-- And lastly, the fad of going Commando is spreading like wildfire throughout Hollywood. Now that you've all seen Britney's dirty cooter, the fad has worked it's way all the way to Miami. This one isn't as good as the past couple, but it isn't a bad ass shot.


Here's JLo and her sweet plumber crack.





HC

Stuff from all over - Thanksgiving edition

I needed to dedicate an entire post to Britney and her bald beaver, but there were plenty of other mildly interesting stories over the last week that I need to catch up on too.
So, away we go!

-- Oops Brit did it again. God that was lame. Anyway, in another attempt to show off her roast beef curtains, Britney was once again photographed without panties. You can check out her stubbly crotch here and here. But lets be honest here, Britney is going to need to step it up a notch to keep our attention. I'm looking for some kind of sex act performed on top of a limo. Or even a video where she goes to a comedy club and throws out racial slurs. Let's be original Britney, that hatchet-wound is yesterday's news. (Who am I kidding, of course I'll keep putting up her pics if she keeps flashing - I'm a T&A whore). Here are some other pics of Britney and her wacky boobs. What the hell is going on with them? They are swinging around in that tank top like she's got a couple cantaloupes attached to rubber bands in there. I don't think I've ever wanted to be a rubber band so badly....



-- Looks like Paris found a little time in between being Britney's BFF and snorting lines of coke, to get hammered with Sideshow Bob and let her boob fall out. But like I said with Britney, does this surprise anyone anymore? I mean, Paris has had a sex video that her parents are proud of, flashed her cooch half a dozen times and done multiple seasons of The Simple Life. Does it get much more degrading than that that? I'd love to see her serving me a Blizzard at Dairy Queen one day. If there is a God, this will happen. Here are the pictures of her drunk ass hanging on Senor Douche-bag and here's her boob for the ump-teenth time.





-- Ashley Judd is naked on the newest cover of Marie Clare magazine. Nothing too exciting, but naked none the less. Judging by the hits this site gets when we show Britney or Lindsay's who-ha's, I doubt any of you are big fans of Marie Clare. Why you ask? Probably because their headline articles this month are "My Baby or my Job" and no, this isn't the K-Fed story. Or how about these page-turners, "Be the life of the party (without the hangover)" or "Dress up for under $100". How can you be "the life of the party" and not have a hangover? Isn't that a requirement of being the life of the party. That's how my parties are at least; they don't get going until someone falls off of their barstool. And what are you dressing up for for less than $100? Your job at Goodwill? I can't go out without my frilly flamingo underwear and those run a cool G. Players will be players I guess.



-- Courtney Love got naked for some magazine in Europe and I can't tell if she's hot. From some angles she looks pretty hot, but from others she looks like the Marlboro Man or the lead singer from Twisted Sister. Check her out here, here, here, and here. She's turned down offers from Playboy and Penthouse in the past, so why did she do it now? Even a schoolgirl knows the weed is much better in Europe.

-- Sad news out of Hollywood when we all found out that Bob Ritchie and Pam Anderson were calling it quits after a whole 4 months. What a shocker. I wish I could bet on things like this. I would have easily laid down a grand on under a year for the length of this dirty union. Or if I could bet on which Olsen twin would get knocked up first, I'd put a ton on Mary Kate. We all know she's the slutty one.





-- I know I talked about Salma's boobs last week, but they've popped out again. These things are just masterpieces. Anyone who says there isn't a God should just gaze on those jumblies.







-- And last but not least, Ben Affleck brought a dude with him to some GQ event. Wha, wha, what? That's not a dude?? That's Jennifer Garner?!?!!?!? No f'ng way. Holy crap she looks like a transvestite hooker if I've ever seen one, and I've been to New Orleans and Cleveland, so I've seen plenty. Goo. I don't even know what to say. I'm just going to have to pretend these pictures never happened or pretend that I never worked one out to the pictures of her as Electra.






Okay, I should be decently caught up. New stuff from now on, as long as I don't continue to be a slack ass. Oh yeah, that probably won't happen.


HC