Britney's lost more than her husband...

Well, we're back from our extra-long Thanksgiving break. Hope everyone one had a good holiday by overeating, watching too much football, and getting into multiple family arguments. Who doesn't love the holidays? Mine was all right but a little lonely. Having Thanksgiving dinner with your 4 cats and 7 fish really isn't as exciting as it sounds. Especially trying to feed turkey to a beta.

-- I know this is a week late, but I have to give my Britney Spears update. And no, when I say "Britney's lost more than her husband", I don't mean that she lost her purse. Or her sanity But I might mean her pubes. Be patient, the good stuff is coming. So, Britney has had quite a whirlwind tour of trampiness since she filed for a divorce from her "No hit wonder" of a husband, K-Fed. First, she was in Miami showing off her giant jugs and dressed in a ridiculous Santa hat with a a blue bra on. Now she's in Las Vegas hanging out with Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan. So does it surprise anyone that she's letting her boobs hang out and forgetting her panties just to fit in with these tramps? She's on the crazy train to slutdom and count me in as one whose ready to see the real Britney. As long as the real Britney is her hot and naked and not fat and covered in Cheeto dust. The signs are becoming pretty obvious, as obvious as her bald beaver.

First, she started out with a simple panty shot here and here while out with Paris. Big deal, she's wearing blue panties. I can see that in Maxim. Now we start to get to the good stuff. These pics came out of her sans panties, once again hanging out with Paris. Check them out here and here. Now people have been saying they are fake or that she is wearing nude colored panties. Whatever, I see the stubble and the stubble never lies. And now on to the money shots. On a night when she was out with both Paris and Lindsay (here they are cruising in one of Paris' sweet rides and here Brit and Paris are obviously talking trash about Blohan), Britney pulled a patented Lohan move and showed off her naughty bits. Now honestly, I've been waiting about 5 years for these pictures, so I couldn't be happier. She has no reason not to do Playboy now since she's showed off all of the good stuff already.

Anyway, check them out here, here, here, here, here, and here. I don't know how Britney picked Paris and Lindsay as role models, but if they can cause women to just lose panties at the drop of a hat, I think we need to hook them up with Scarlett and Jessica. And maybe Rosie O'Donnell and Babs. Just checking to see if you were still awake.
Anyway, here are some more pictures of Britney and here giant mud cannons.




HC