Ivanka make me wanka...

--Ivanka Trump had her birthday party at Pure in Vegas with Topher Grace, Wilmer Valdarama and her twins. Wow, she pulled out the big name stars for this one. Did they just sit around and listen to Wilmer make up women he's slept with while Topher talked about not having a career? But the real question is where did those jumblies come from? Seriously though, where did they come from? Here are some pictures from earlier in the year, and she is definitely not as endowed as she is now. It looks like some rack enhancement may have taken place, as if I care, and she's turning into a fox.

Taken in February 2006



Taken in October, 2006



-- Jessica Simpson to perform at Dollywood? For some reason this seems to make perfect sense. I don't know if it is her southern accent / charm or the similarities in the upper torsos of her and Dolly Parton. Shouldn't she be performing at a Star Wars theme park though? That is an ewok in her arms right??



--I have no idea if this picture is real or not, but for my intents and purposes, we're going to say it's real. I mean, if it was Mickey Mouse pulling down her dress, I'd definitely question the authenticity of it. But first, the jewelery is correct and it's Donald Duck! He's a raging pervert and everyone in South Florida knows it. For a guy who spends 90% of his time with no pants on (the only time he covers his genitals is when he puts a towel around his waist after a shower -- yeah, that makes sense) he has kept a pretty low profile. But you knew the real DD would show up one of these days.



--Tara Reid has downsized, but still has Franken-boobies, big surprise. She does look mildly sober though. This event must have been a brunch.



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