Halloween comes early?

I don't know WTF is going on here, but how in the hell am I not on the guest list for something like this? The costumes are just so fantastic too, I have no idea who any of these people are. Is that Oprah in the hobo dress? Thats definitely Dan Akroyd in the black dress with the black mask. And the skinny girl? That's probably just a crack whore who snuck in the back to score some free blow. Wait a minute! Those are famous people? No way. Those fantastic disguises threw me off. Scarlett Johansson in a sweet Lone Ranger mask really turns me on. Gisele Bundchen came to the party wearing 28 pieces of flair so the good news is that she can work at Chotchkie's when her Victoria Secret gig is over but the bad news is that people were probably trying to hand her change all night. And lastly we have the always classy, always drug-free dynamic duo of Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. Kate is simply stunning in her see through trash bag, white panties and feather monocle (where do you buy that?!?) while Pete came in a stunning black suit and his tradmark junkie flop sweat. What's wrong with these guys? Scarlett should have come as a super hot Wonder Woman, Gisele should have come as one of those Victorias Secret Angels and Kate Moss and Doherty should have just stayed at whatever crack den they came from.

Scarlett is only missing Tonto and Silver...



Gisele and her nipple hang out...



Kate and Pete contemplate their next addictions...




HC